I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I don't think brook has ever known best
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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