Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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