Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
So much rum. So many feels.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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