I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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