How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
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