Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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