butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
we're so committed to being not committed
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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