I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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