Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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