TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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