yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I just had sex on a roof
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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