I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
