my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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