I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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