Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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