i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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