his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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