I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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