yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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