wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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