we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I haven't been this sober since birth.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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