My pussy is not your playground.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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