I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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