Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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