College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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