I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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