Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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