sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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