about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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