If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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