i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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