he shaved USA in his pubs
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
We talked him into tasing himself.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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