The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
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