A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize