do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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