He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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