well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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