she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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