Can Purell be used as lube?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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