You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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