I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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