Buhtt sex?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
This is my gift to your gina
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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