I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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