Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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