So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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