so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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