So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
This is the high leading the old right now
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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