Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Everything about him screamed your future.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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