how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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