The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Randomize
