Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
i out mim tonsoeep
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