On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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