at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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