shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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