ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Randomize