Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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