Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
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